Anonymous whispered: So a cop, a racist, and a murderer walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy.

yoisthisracist:

I get this joke.

stephenhawqueen:

the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”

kamilamb:

Beautiful

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dajo42:

i wanted to get my enchanting skill up

gaypornstar:

when u cum but she keeps sucking

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sherdoor:

johannarnason:

johannarnason:

where does fred weasley shop?

forever 21

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lizclimo:

Sam and The Monster

Jinora, you are just like your grandfather.

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oldroots:

no matter how bad you are, there’s always someone who is worse

cant believe big boss made it to 6am with only 99% power left