“England is just a small island. Its roads and houses are small. With few exceptions, it doesn’t make things that people in the rest of the world want to buy. And if it hadn’t been separated from the continent by water, it almost certainly would have been lost to Hitler’s ambitions.” — Mitt Romney
basically the rest of the world:
"talk dirty to me"
- James Vega: Hey Liara, you ever find dinosaurs when you're digging around?
- Liara T'Soni: No, dinosaurs and other fossils would be paleontology. I'm an archaeologist. I study artifacts left by sapient species. The two fields are completely different and... you were joking.
- James: Hey, I just like dinosaurs.
Accidentally scared them during their bath [reddit]
"GET OUUUUUT MOM"
"EVER HEAR OF PRIVACY"
"RESPECT MY PERSONAL BOUNDARIES"
idk why anyone would be interested in me romantically i literally watch netflix, complain, and wear the same four to five outfits with different mixes and matches all the time
my favorite thing about fashion is that you can find the ugliest or blandest or most commonly seen piece of clothing in a department store, but so long as its by a certain designer, it could cost as much as rent
GOOD THING THIS IS ON SALE, NOW I CAN REALLY AFFORD THIS
NO WAIT THIS IS MY FAVORITE
Can someone confirm for me that the Kanye shirt is made of cotton? I’m not really sure.
One more month.
- Brother: I wonder what Satan looks like..
- Me: Well, first off his name is Lucifer and he's a fallen angel. According to the bible he was suppose to be super gorgeous.
- Brother: Really?
- Me: Yeah. I guess you could say he was....
- Brother: ???
- Me: ... fine as hell.